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Saturday, August 28, 2010

Headlines

Cops nab man after finding cocaine in bologna
A Massachusetts man was arrested after a kilogram of cocaine hidden inside a hollowed-out chunk of bologna was delivered to his home.

Flint police said a city resident has taken 'finders, keepers' to a whole new level, by taking in a missing dog that belonged to a neighbor couple and demanding $150 for its return.
A snake slithered into a switch box outside a New York hospital, where it met its maker and caused a 10-hour power outage.

A businessman who tried to pay a property tax bill with 33,000 pennies got turned down by a county treasurer in Washington state, who said she didn't have the staff to count them.
A police bomb squad had to be called to a Philadelphia construction site after someone found an old, inert torpedo.

A three-letter word may cost one of the nation's oldest air ambulance operators a $30,000 fine.


A Washington state man who went to court to face a methamphetamine charge is in more trouble after authorities say he showed up with a bag of meth in his pants.

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