While a month of eating nothing but candy seemed like an exciting feat, I assumed it would end in something less exciting: my death. So I thought a week of eating exclusively Christmas candy would be a great excuse to test my sugar endurance, and eat pounds and pounds of candy, which I love. Plus: probably no death. Bonus!
He used Excel to make a chart of three daily ratings:
And he accidentally discovered a new weight loss method:
To see just how much destruction this week had done to my body, I had weighed myself before starting. Somehow, I lost four pounds. I believe this is because candy is the new miracle weight loss secret!You might argue that it is due to violent malnourishment. I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.
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