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Sunday, January 9, 2011

Snoring

A woman was having a medical problem -her husband was snoring very loudly and every night! So she called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her suffering.

"Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband" said the doctor, "but it is really rather expensive. It will cost you $10,000 down, and payments of $1000 for 36 months, plus payments for extras of course."

"My goodness!" the woman exclaimed, "that sounds like I'm buying a yacht!"

"Humm," the doctor murmured, "too obvious, huh?"

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