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Saturday, February 5, 2011

Man wants to build UFO docking station on Pikes Peak

UFO Phil, real name Phil Hill, wants to construct a gigantic Egyptian pyramid fuel station on Pikes Peak in southern Colorado.


The plan, which Phil says is based on secret blueprints and schematics given to him by the aliens: The pyramid atop Pikes Peak will be 755 feet tall and will be built with limestone blocks, each weighing 2.57 tons.

Phil says 2.3 million of these stone blocks will be needed. Phil says the massive structure can be built by just 60 men.



But before work begins on the alien fuel station, a few earthlings are demanding some paperwork be completed.

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