In The News

Mel Gibson gets a plea deal in his criminal abuse case. Am I the only one who thinks he should send Charlie Sheen a ‘thank you’ card?

Donald Trump says he is serious about a run for President in 2012. You know it’s going to be a tough campaign when the candidate first has to convince everyone the whole thing isn’t a joke.

Suri, the daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, is almost 5 and still uses a pacifier…because that’s what aliens do.

Libyan dictator Muammar Gadaffi says the West is hatching a plot to humiliate the Libyan people, reduce them to slavery and control the oil. He says he thought of it first.

Tom Green is going to Afghanistan to entertain our troops. I don’t think it’s a good thing when the choice of entertainment actually makes sniper fire look attractive.

Coffee prices are soaring as the climate in South America is warming and hurting crops. Which means that Starbucks might not be ridiculously overpriced, they were just ahead of their time.

Comedian Gallagher is now in the hospital after collapsing on stage, clutching his heart, during his sledge-o-matic routine. Audiences & fans are wishing him well…and happy he finally added new material to his performance.

A California couple is being accused of stealing $130 Million from several banks, including Bank of America. Apparently they felt that any bank that was dumb enough to buy Countrywide Mortgage would fall for anything.

Hugh Hefner’s fiancé is releasing a song and Phil Collins has official retired from music due to health problems. Talk about a punch in both balls for music lovers.

A voice coach says that 28 Million Americans experience voice problems daily. Now if we could just figure out how to quiet down the other 272 Million Americans we would be getting somewhere.

The “Real Housewives of Orange County” say Charlie Sheen needs help. That’s like Lindsay Lohan speaking out against burglars.

Former Yankee catcher Yogi Berra was treated and released after a clubhouse fall. The 85 year old Hall of Famer worried people after the accident when he started talking and actually made sense.

Lindsay Lohan is afraid her dad will embarrass the family when he shows up on TV in the latest season of Celebrity Rehab.

Researchers conducting a shark census off the California Coast have found just 219 Great White sharks. There may actually have been more, but census workers just seemed to keep disappearing.