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Monday, March 7, 2011

Noise abatement

Ground: "Flight 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."

Pilot: "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"

Ground "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?

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