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Friday, July 22, 2011

Redneck 911 call


Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.

“Where do you live?” asked the operator.

Bubba replied, “At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.”

The operator asked “Can you spell that for me?”

There was a long pause, and finally Bubba said, “How ‘bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?”

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