How to irritate a wingnut

100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Wingnut.

1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance and 'under god' isn't part of it.
2. jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.
3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.
4. George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are traitors.
5. The Founding Fathers were Deists, Agnostics and Atheists, get over it.
6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.
7. Fascism is a right-wing trait.
8. Sarah Palin is an ugly cow (said to wingnut males).
9. The Earth is round.
10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.
11. Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.
12. Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency.
13. Ronald Reagan supported gun control.
14. Global warming is real.
15. repugicans hate illegal immigrants, unless they need their lawns mowed or their houses cleaned.
16. The military is a government-run institution, so why do repugicans approve the defense budget?
17. The Cold War is over and the Soviet Union no longer exists.
18. Paying taxes is patriotic.
19. repugicans: Peddling the same failed economic policies since 1880.
20. The repugican Party began as a radical party.
21. The Presidents’ full name is Barack Hussein Obama and he was born in the United States of America.
22. George W. Bush held hands with the King of Saudi Arabia.
23. President Obama saved the American auto industry, while repugicans wanted to destroy it.
24. Hate is not a christian virtue.
25. jesus was a liberal.
26. repugicans spend MORE money than Democrats.
27. Tea parties are for little girls.
28. Public schools educate all children; private schools are for indoctrinating children.
29. The Constitution is the law, NOT the bible.
30. Sharia law doesn’t exist in America.
31. The President is NOT a Muslim.
32. Corporations are NOT people. People are people.
33. Faux News isn’t real news, it’s just a racist, sexist, hateful, right-wing propaganda machine.
34. The Federal Reserve was a repugican idea.
35. Women are equal citizens who deserve equal rights.
36. Women control their own bodies.
37. Abortion is a relevant medical procedure, just ask Rick Santorum.
38. Please use spell check.
39. It’s “pundit”, not “pundint”.
40. Social Security is solvent through 2038.
41. Health care is a right, not a product.
42. Roe v. Wade was a bipartisan ruling made by a conservative leaning Supreme Court.
43. G.O.P also stands for Gross Old Perverts.
44. The donkey shouldn’t be the Democratic mascot because repugicans are the real jackasses.
45. Barack Obama ordered the killing of Osama Bin Laden. It took him two and half years to do what Bush couldn’t do in eight.
46. Waterboarding IS torture.
47. 9/11 happened on George W. Bush’s watch, therefore he did NOT keep America safe.
48. repugicans invaded Iraq for oil, so Iraq should be allowed to invade Texas to get it back.
49. Separation of church and state is in the Constitution, it’s called the First Amendment.
50. muslims are protected by the Constitution, just as much as christians.
51. Barack Obama is the first African-American President, get over it.
52. The Oval Office is NOT a “whites only” office.
53. America is a nation of immigrants, therefore we are all anchor babies.
54. The white race isn’t disappearing, it’s evolving.
55. god is a particle.
56. Evolution is real.
57. The Earth is 4.54 billion years old, not 6,000.
58. The Founding Fathers did not free the slaves.
59. The Revolution was NOT fought over slavery.
60. Paul Revere warned the Americans, NOT the British.
61. Federal law trumps state law.
62. The Civil War was about economic control of the country, NOT slavery.
63. Corporations care more about profits than they do about people.
64. Getting out of a recession requires government spending.
65. Glenn Beck is a nut-job.
66. repugicans: Paranoid since 1932.
67. repugicans don’t want to pay for your birth control, but they want you to pay for their Viagra.
68. repugicans actually NEED Viagra.
69. Faux News is owned by an Australian and has a Saudi prince as an investor.
70. repugicans complain about immigrants taking American jobs, then freely give American jobs to foreigners overseas.
71. repugicans hate communism, so why do they refer to themselves as red states?
72. Labor unions built this country.
73. repugicans hold America hostage as a political strategy; the temper tantrum throwing kind of political strategy.
75. When repugicans see black, they attack.
76. Inside every repugican is a Klansman or a Nazi waiting to bloom.
77. repugicans only care about children BEFORE they are born.
78. repugicans are hypocrites, they’re just too stupid to know it.
79. The christian-wingnuts boycott movies that have violence, and then promote guns and insurrection.
80. I think therefore I am NOT a Republican.
81. Republicans that oppose gay marriage are most likely in the closet themselves.
82. churches should stay out of politics, or be taxed.
83. People are too poor to vote repugican.
84. Democrats think for themselves, repugicans form think tanks to do it for them.
85. repugicans hate education because they couldn’t hack it in school.
86. Greed is one of the seven deadly sins and repugicans wallow in it.
87. A little socialism on the Left is better than a little fascism on the right.
88. The current corporate tax rate is the lowest in 60 years, so stop whining about it being too high.
89. repugicans: Anti-Gay Marriage, Pro-Lesbian sex.
90. repugicans: Terrorizing the American people since 1981.
91. repugicans have their own terrorists, just look up Timothy McVeigh.
92. repugicans love outsourcing, just ask the Chinese Communists.
93. The repugican answer to the oil spill was to apologize to BP, a foreign oil company.
94. Democrats will be working hard to bring jobs to Americans, while the repugicans tea bag each other in the middle of the aisles.
95. Voter disenfranchisement is immoral and un-American, that’s why repugicans do it.
96. repugicans would let your house burn down unless you pay them to put it out.
97. Democrats want to take care of the sick. repugicans take their credit cards and then deny them medical attention.
98. repugicans say teachers are union thugs, then proceed to rape and mug the entire middle class on behalf of corporations.
99. repugicans think rape isn’t a crime, but miscarriages are.
100. repugicans are idiots and arguing with them is a waste of time!

Bottom line? If you want to anger a wingnut, tell them the truth.