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Thursday, September 15, 2011

NIne Household Objects You Can Eat To Stay Alive

 
Activate your mind's inner eye; visualize this scene. The worst has occurred. You've been locked in your own home. Be it by a forgetful partner or a SAW like psycho, you're now a prisoner within your own four walls.

Furthermore, having forgotten to do the weekly shop, the cupboards of your domestic gulag are bare. But don't worry. Here's a list of household objects you can eat to ensure you'll survive the ordeal.

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