A dozen humans were having a party late Sunday night in Boxford,
Massachusetts when several cows charged them, drove them off, then drank
up the beer that they left behind. Police came to rescue the precious
suds before they completely disappeared:
“I saw one cow drinking the beer on its way down as it
spilled off the table,” Lt. Riter reportedly said. “Some of the cows
were also picking through the empties in the recycling bin… They just
went in and helped themselves.”
The cows’ owner came and herded them back home. The cows went peacefully, which is good, because cows tend to be angry drunks.
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