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Friday, May 11, 2012

Scientific Conversions

1.    Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo  Pi  

2.    2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton  

3.    1  millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope  

4.    Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1  bananosecond  

5.    Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram  

6.    Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour =  Knotfurlong  

7.    16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling  

8.    Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon  

9.    1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz  

10.  Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower  

11.  Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line  

12.  453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake  

13.  1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone 

14.  2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles  

15.  365.25 days = 1 unicycle  

16.  2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds  

17.  52 cards = 1 decacards  

18.  1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton

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