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Saturday, July 21, 2012

Odds and Ends

Two Men Stopped at U.S. Border for Illegal Candy
Two Seattle men got stopped at the Canadian border for attempting to bring home several chocolate eggs for friends and family.
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Bank Clerk Accused of Stealing $71K for Plastic Surgery
A Barclays clerk in Britain pleaded guilty to stealing over 46k from the bank to get the body she desired.
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Minnesota Woman Attacked by Otter
While training for her second Ironman Triathlon, a Minnesota woman was attacked by an otter that animal experts think was trying to protect its young.

Cow Waterbeds Spread to Dairies Across Oregon
In Oregon's Willamette Valley, at least four farms have furnished their dairies with the rubber-made waterbeds, according to Yahoo! News .

M&M maker Mars gives Smithsonian $5 million for exhibit
Candy maker Mars Inc. is donating $5 million to the Smithsonian's National Museum of American History to create a new gallery focused on business and innovation in the United States dating back to the 1700s, the museum announced Wednesday.
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Elton John: I can smell cocaine
Sir Elton John has claimed he is able sense drugs when he goes to parties, so he can leave and avoid them.
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