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Sunday, July 29, 2012

Stolen giant sausage found hidden in forest

Police have recovered a two meter long sausage that was stolen from a display outside a butchers to advertise his store at Hunenberg in Switzerland.
The monster sausage was found near Cham, Switzerland. A walker spotted the giant sausage which had been hidden in a forest.


It has been returned to the butcher where it has been returned to the display. Although real looking police had warned that the dried sausage that cost over £2,000 to make was packed with preservatives, and was not fit for human consumption.

That doesn't seem to have deterred local animals however with several bites being taken out of the monster wurst either by a small dog or a fox before it was located.

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