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Friday, August 24, 2012

Intrepid tortoise marched halfway across Scotland

A tortoise found wandering across a Stirling street is thought to have crawled all the way from Arbroath. The intrepid reptile, nicknamed Noddy by his rescuers because of his typically tortoise-like head movements, would have had to cover more than 72 miles to get to the spot where he was found. At a speed of 0.13mph, said to be average for a healthy tortoise, the trip would have taken him nearly 554 hours, or more than 23 days, non-stop. Experts at the Scottish SPCA say that in reality the determined tortoise may have taken months or even years to make the trip.

The charity, which is now caring for Noddy in its Animal Rescue and Rehoming Centre at Balerno in Edinburgh, said that when he was found in Main Street, St Ninians, Stirling, on Saturday, he had a dog tag engraved with an Arbroath phone number glued to his shell. Charlotte Leask, 23, who spotted him, said: “My flat’s on the first floor overlooking the street and I had just looked out because I was expecting a friend for lunch. I noticed the traffic had stopped and drivers had put on their hazard lights. Then I saw there was this little thing walking up the middle of the road. I couldn’t believe my eyes when I realized it was a tortoise.”


Ms Leask said she ran downstairs and rescued Noddy, and tried ringing the number on his shell. When she found the line was dead, she took him to Central Scotland Police headquarters nearby. Officers there called the SSPCA. She said: “He was a bit smelly and his shell was flaking from being out of doors for so long. He had potentially been on the road for a long time.” A spokeswoman for the SSPCA said: “Obviously, this tortoise once lived in Arbroath, and we can’t say for certain that he crawled all the way to Stirling, but it’s certainly not impossible.

“His shell is weathered and he has obviously been out of doors and on his own for a long time. It would be an incredible journey for a tortoise, but stranger things have happened.” Kenny Sharpe, assistant manager at the SSPCA’s Edinburgh and Lothians Animal Rescue and Rehoming Center, said Noddy was a male Hermanns tortoise. “He’s a friendly wee guy, although his shell isn’t in the best condition,” he said. “When we saw he had an identity tag stuck to him we thought we’d have no problem reaching his owner, but unfortunately the details have not been kept up to date.”

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