Daily Funny

Yearly Exam

During my yearly physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.

I described a typical day this way:

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk, about 7km, through some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake.
I pushed my way through brambles.
I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.
I climbed several rocky hills.
I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered.
At the end of it all I drank a bottle of wine".

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors person!"

"No," I replied, "I'm just a crap golfer".