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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Woman reports theft of green mushroom growing in her front lawn

An Athens, Georgia, woman reported that 15 pots and a green mushroom were stolen from her yard and garage according to an Athens-Clarke County Police report.
The woman told police that some of her pots and a salmon steamer were missing from her carport.


She told police that she had been saving the pots for a yard sale, and the items may have been stolen during times she left the house on business.

The woman also said the suspects had stolen a green mushroom growing in her front lawn. No suspects were named. The investigation is ongoing.

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