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Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Married Life

One evening a man arrived home from work and found his wife waiting for him at the front door.

"I want you to take me somewhere expensive tonight," she said.


"No problem, honey," the man replied. "I know just the place."


"So," his wife asked as they were pulling out of their driveway, "where are we going?"


"The gas station up the street," he replied.

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