Using old Soviet Union techniques, Ukrainian scientists trained
dolphins to attack and kill swimmers using knives and guns strapped to
the heads of said dolphins. Like you do.
Today, the dolphins escaped.
No word on whether they are armed. (Is it just me, or does this sound
like the set-up to a cheapo Eastern European "B" horror movie? I'm
imagining screaming spring breakers fleeing evil cetaceans. Day of the
Dolphin?)
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