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Monday, May 6, 2013

Awkwardly-walking man with needles between his cheeks arrested for drug possession

A Florida man who was walking awkwardly told deputies he "may have some needles between his cheeks," according to a recently released arrest affidavit. Kamon Holobaugh, 24, also told Port St. Lucie County sheriff's investigators he "believed" pills were in his anus. In the end, Holobaugh was jailed on drug-related charges after the April 23 incidents that happened about 3am in Fort Pierce.


A sheriff's sergeant spoke with Holobaugh, who was driving a Ford Escape, after the Escape's high beams flashed the sergeant. Holobaugh, who had stopped was sweating, looked nervous and had his pants unzipped. The sergeant noted Holobaugh, who said he flashed the high beams on accident, appeared to be acting suspiciously.

Holobaugh let investigators search his vehicle, and as he got out several pills fell to the ground. A deputy noticed Holobaugh walked awkwardly, which Holobaugh attributed to a past injury. Investigators turned up several morphine pills. "Kamon stated he 'may have some needles between his cheeks,'" the affidavit states. "Upon searching that area I located a bag of unused needles." Holobaugh also said he "believed there was more pills in his anus."


He said he wished to extricate those to avoid additional charges at the jail. "After moving around for a little bit, a small clear plastic baggy was found near his feet," the affidavit states. Additional pills were in the bag. Another needle and a Q-tip were in one of Holobaugh's pants pockets. Holobaugh, of Port St. Lucie, was arrested on charges including possession of a controlled substance without a prescription and drug equipment possession and or use.

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