Here’s Why Lush Dimbulb Is The Crazy Uncle Who Keeps Giving repugicans Bad Advice

One of the reasons why repugicans keep losing is because they listen to ‘crazy uncle’ Lush Dimbulb’s bad advice. Dimbulb suggested that the way to fix the repugican cabal is with more white people.
Transcript via Lush Dimbulb:
DIMBULB: Obama got many fewer votes in 2012 than he got in 2008.
The difference-maker was, a lot of white voters stayed home.

Why?
Well, I’ll tell you.
A lot of repugicans think that white voters stayed home because conservative talk radio during the primary season demanded that Romney be a rigid, card-carrying wingnut. And because the wingnut lunatic talk radio hater demanded that Romney be something that he wasn’t, it turned off a bunch of moderate repugicans.
That’s not what happened. What happened was — well, who can know for certain. My best guess at what happened was, why the white vote stayed home, they didn’t think the repugican cabal was lunatic enough, but there was also a disgust, who are these people? They’re the bitter clingers. It’s one thing to hear Obama denouncing ‘em. It’s another thing to hear repugican cabal going after everybody but them.

They’re listening to both candidates’ campaign, making appeals here and appeals there, making a generic economic appeal. And I think there was just a general sense of disgust or resignation, just throw their hands up in resignation. None of this relates to me, but the point is the repugicans are now accepting what the Democrats and the media are telling them, that they lost because the Hispanics don’t like ‘em. The Hispanics think that you repugicans want them to go away. The Hispanics think that you repugicans want them to self-deport. And if you don’t self-deport, they think you want to kick ‘em out of the country. So you repugicans, you better get with it, and you better make the Hispanics understand that you like ‘em.
Dimbulb was arguing that repugicans need more wingnut white people based on numbers run by Byron York who found that even if Romney had won 70% of the Hispanic vote, he still would have lost the election.
However, the point of York’s article was that if repugicans really want to win, they need to make a compelling economic argument to the millions who are still struggling in this economy. His point was that there are no quick fixes. The repugicans need a better economic message to reach those people who voted for Obama or didn’t vote at all.
Somehow in the warped mind of Lush Dimbulb this became we need more white people, which is simply awful advice. Dimbulb is telling the repugican cabal to appeal to fewer people.
The repugican strategists are increasingly recognizing that one of the main problems with the party is that their rank and file are getting their information from people like Glenn Brick and Lush Dimbulb. The problem is that Brick and Dimbulb don’t care if the repugican cabal does well. They are only interested in making money for themselves.
Dimbulb is happy to play the role of the crazy uncle who tells repugicans whatever they want to hear, and there is nothing that the cabal leadership can do to shut crazy uncle Lush up.
Please, repugicans keep listening to Lush Dimbulb. Always follow his advice, and if you do what Lush recommends it will be decades before you win another presidential election.