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Sunday, November 3, 2013

Lady upset over missing crab legs arrested

A Florida woman who was upset about a missing bag of crab legs, ended up being arrested after yelling and cursing at police and neighbours. Fort Pierce Police initially arrived at Lisa Mato’s home at around 12:10am on October 17th to investigate a possible burglary.
An officer spoke with Ms Matos, 52, who said she got home and noticed food was missing. "All my (fornicating) food is gone," Matos is quoted as saying. Police noted Ms Matos was intoxicated and used "excessive profanity." Ms Matos, who shares her home with various roommates said she pays rent by buying food for the household, "is very angry due to a missing bag of crab legs," a report states.

Meanwhile, an officer determined there was no crime, but Matos kept yelling foul language at neighbours and police. As police spoke to Ms Matos, she went in the home, grabbed several packets of chicken and tried to walk away. "I'll (fornicating) get all of you, this is my (fornicating) chicken," Matos is quoted as saying. Police handcuffed Matos and put her in a patrol vehicle.
She declined to give her name or date of birth, saying, "'(Fornicate) you, I'm not giving you my name,'" a report states. Ms Matos was arrested on charges including disorderly intoxication and resist officer-obstruct without violence. The report didn't state what happened to the bag of crab legs.

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