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Friday, November 15, 2013

Man twice called 911 because his neighbors were mean and wouldn't drink with him

James Collins said his neighbors were mean and wouldn't drink with him. So he called 911. Twice.
Police in Fort Pierce, Florida received a call at around 8:35pm on Nov. 3 about a domestic disturbance. Officers arrived at the scene and Collins explained to them why he was so upset.

"The complainant, James Collins, stated that his neighbors were being mean and would not drink with him," notes the police report. “Officer Rahn explained to James about misusing 911."
30 minutes after his initial encounter with police, Collins, who turned 56 on the day of the incident, again called 911 to complain that his neighbors wouldn’t drink with him. Collins smelled of booze and had a container of "Blue Ice" in his front pocket. He was arrested on charges including disorderly intoxication and misuse of 911.

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