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Saturday, December 7, 2013

Bus passenger arrested after police found goblin wearing small red dress in his satchel

A self-styled prophet from Harare, Zimbabwe was last week arrested at a roadblock on the outskirts of Gweru after he was found in possession of a suspected goblin during a police security check.

The incident occurred when police mounting a roadblock stopped a bus, in which the prophet, Honest Mafa (24) of Budiriro high-density suburb was traveling in, for security checks.
It was during the search that police discovered a strange creature in Mafa’s satchel which was suspected to be a goblin. According to eyewitnesses, the creature had a human like physical appearance wearing a small red dress with artificial hair.

“We were shocked when we saw police take a human like creature from Mafa’s satchel during the security check which was conducted at the roadblock. We suspect it was a goblin because it looked like a baby, but with features of an adult human being,” said one female passenger.

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