“I am not happy about what he has done to my hedge.” The car was recovered by a tow truck just before 7am, but “Santa” has not yet been traced by police. A Tayside Division spokeswoman said police were called to a home in the early hours of the morning. “A male driver dressed as Santa crashed into a garden hedge,” the spokeswoman said. “We are now trying to find the driver. Anyone who can help is asked to speak to any police officer.”
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Monday, December 16, 2013
Police hunt for Santa after he crashed his car through a hedge before fleeing
A man woke up to a shock on Friday when “Santa” drove through his garden
hedge.
William Morren, 66, was woken at 5.25am after hearing a crash in his
garden in Dundee.
And he looked out of his window to see a man dressed as Santa clambering
out of a blue Nissan Micra before running away. Police are now hunting
for the driver, who they believe may have been hurt in the smash.William said: “I was in bed and I heard a bang and I thought it was an
accident or something. I got up and had a look and there was a bus
across the road. The bus driver got out and went over to the wee blue
car that was in the hedge. Then the bloke got out and it was a bloke in a
Santa outfit.
“He ran off down the road after the bus driver went over to him and he
was leaning forward a lot and I thought he was drunk. The police asked
me if I would be able to identify him but he was wearing the whole Santa
outfit apart from the beard, so I don’t think I will be able to. He was
slim and scruffy and younger than me. I hate Christmas anyway because a
close family member died a few years ago. Now I hate Santa even more.
“I am not happy about what he has done to my hedge.” The car was recovered by a tow truck just before 7am, but “Santa” has not yet been traced by police. A Tayside Division spokeswoman said police were called to a home in the early hours of the morning. “A male driver dressed as Santa crashed into a garden hedge,” the spokeswoman said. “We are now trying to find the driver. Anyone who can help is asked to speak to any police officer.”
“I am not happy about what he has done to my hedge.” The car was recovered by a tow truck just before 7am, but “Santa” has not yet been traced by police. A Tayside Division spokeswoman said police were called to a home in the early hours of the morning. “A male driver dressed as Santa crashed into a garden hedge,” the spokeswoman said. “We are now trying to find the driver. Anyone who can help is asked to speak to any police officer.”
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