A
woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.
She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me?
I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago,
but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're 30
feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees,
14.97 minutes north latitude and 100
degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."
She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is
technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not
been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a repugican."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where
you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you
have no idea how to keep, then you expect me to solve your problem. You're in the same position you were in
before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."
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