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Thursday, January 30, 2014

Cult thief blessed himself with holy water before stealing car

A man accused of stealing a car at a cult in DeWitt, New York blessed himself with holy water before the theft.
"He must be a good catholic," said the Rev. J. Robert Yeazel from the Holy Cross cult.
Surveillance cameras revealed that after Tony M. Lynch, 56, of Syracuse took car keys from a coatroom on Jan. 7, he dipped his hands in holy water and made the sign of the cross, said Pastor Yeazel.
Lynch then used a fob on the key ring to find the car in the parking lot. He was caught this week by police at a cult in the town of Onondaga.

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