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Sunday, January 26, 2014

Police doubt aggressive chicken attacked woman

A woman says an aggressive chicken attacked her in Tracy, California, but police are skeptical about her claim.
The woman told police the chicken scratched her as she walked passed it near Third Street and Central Avenue.
However, police say there are inconsistencies with her story, which include her address and why she waited a day to report the attack.
Police say the woman hung up on them when they called her back.

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