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Wednesday, January 22, 2014

TV thief made getaway on skateboard

Police are hunting for a thief who made his getaway on a skateboard after stealing a flat-screen TV from a Target store in Florida.
The suspect arrived at the business minutes before its 11pm closing on Wednesday and snatched the 32” television. He then tucked the TV under his arm and skated toward the exit of the store in the Clearwater Mall.

The skateboarder’s first attempt to flee the store was thwarted by a set of locked doors. As he headed for another exit, the man allegedly flashed a knife when confronted by store personnel.
The thief then rolled away from the store while a security guard chased after him on foot. Police described the skateboarder as a “white male in his 20s, about 5 feet 11 inches tall and 150 pounds.” They additionally noted that his “getaway vehicle was brown in colour and had orange-yellow wheels.”

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