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Friday, March 7, 2014

Get a Life, Man

Multiple media outlets are reporting that a California man is suing McDonald’s for more than a million dollars … because he only received one napkin with his meal.
He says the incident happened last month, when he ordered a Quarter Pounder.
He immediately noticed only one napkin came with his burger.
He claims he emailed the general manager of the restaurant to complain.
According to reports, McDonald’s offered him some free food in an effort to make him happy.
That gesture did not satisfy him.
Instead, the man says he is now unable to work, because of the “Undue mental anguish” he suffered as a result of the “napkin” incident.
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Well, all we can say is "Man up princess."

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