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DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He
told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown
drugs." The rancher said, "okay, but don't go into that field over
there...", as he pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally
exploded and said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal
government with me!" Reaching into his rear back pocket,
the
arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the
rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want...
On any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old
man?!"
The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about
his chores. Moments later the rancher heard loud screams, he looked up
and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the ranchers
big Santa Gertrudis Bull...... With every step the bull was gaining
ground on the officer, and it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored
before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The old
rancher threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and
yelled at the top of his lungs......
"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!"
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