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Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Homeowners found real-life Goldilocks asleep on their couch

A 19-year-old woman accused of breaking into a Florida home, taking a shower, changing into the homeowner's pajamas, making herself some food and falling asleep on the couch is facing charges of burglary, theft and criminal mischief. According to the St. Augustine Beach police, Chancy Layton entered the home at St. Augustine Beach at around 9:30pm on Friday.
She told investigating officers she was told by a male friend that the house was empty and she could enter through an unlocked door on the balcony and stay there. Layton said when the homeowners came home at about 2:30am, she got scared and ran out of the home, leaving her purse and passport behind. The homeowners were equally shocked. "Not what I expected to see when I walked into my house. We just stood there a bit, looking at each other, like, 'What do we do?'" Cheryl Petocz said.
"There was lots of bottles of wine that she drank. She was clearly not in a clear state. I told her I was calling police. As soon as I said that, she grabbed few things and ran out the house, out the back door." The arrest report says that when Layton was spotted by a St. Johns County deputy one block away, she was very apologetic and wished to return the clothes to the homeowner. The report says Layton began to have trouble breathing and was transported to Flagler Hospital for treatment.
There, officers learned from Layton's mother that she was suicidal. Layton told officers she went to the home to "escape," be alone and not have to sleep outside. When Layton was medically cleared at the hospital, she was booked into the St. Johns County jail. She promised to seek medical help to work on her issues, posted a $8,000 bond and was released. Layton told police that the male friend, who she only knew as Jeremy, got to the house before she did, broke the back door, stole two bottles of wine and left the balcony door open for her to enter. Police are now trying to find "Jeremy," who would also face charges in this case.

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