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Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Is This Cord In Stock or Out of Stock?

Yessir, you need some of Home Depot's invisible cord. We call it that because only intelligent, wise, and good-looking people can see it. To everyone else, it's invisible. How many would you like to have today? I can bring them directly to the register for you.

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