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Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Man robbed bank while naked

Police in Rockford, Illinois, say a man robbed a bank while naked. The man is now in jail after officers say he stole money from the Associated Bank then hid without any clothes on in the bank's basement. That's where officers say 32-year-old Ezekiel Deanda was found just after 11:30am on Friday.
Worker say the man got into the business through the south entrance and walked downstairs to the basement. About 10 minutes later he came back upstairs naked.
He then walked up and robbed the teller before running back down the stairs where officers say he decided to get dressed. Investigators say they wrestled with the man as he was being placed into custody. They also say he spat on an officer and is now facing a series of charges including aggravated battery to a police officer.

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