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Monday, November 3, 2014

Man accused of trying to steal TV from Walmart said he wanted to watch the Dukes of Hazzard

A 32-year-old Florida man reportedly tried to walk out of a Walmart with a large-screen television on Friday afternoon.
After he was stopped by store security, the man reportedly walked to a store display and started eating chicken. Authorities say Travis Ryan Royal of Dunnellon was seen dragging a 48-inch, flat-screen television toward the front door of the Walmart just before 2pm.
When stopped, he told store employees he had paid for the item and needed the security tag taken off, according to a Marion County Sheriff’s Office report. Royal, who was reportedly heavily intoxicated, then wandered over to a display holding fried chicken and ate $3.67 worth of food.
When asked where he was going with the television, Royal said he was going to take it to a restaurant inside the store to watch the “Dukes of Hazzard.” Royal was booked into the Marion County Jail on one count of grand theft. He is being held in lieu of a $25,000 bond.

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