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Monday, November 10, 2014

Police search for broccoli thief

Police are looking for a broccoli thief in the Upper Valley, Norwich, Vermont. Investigators say someone stole 70 pounds of the cabbage cousin from the Killdeer Farm on Butternut Road.
Police believe there's no way deer munched their way through it, and say the broccoli was sheared off.
Staffers at the farm say the organic broccoli was worth less than $300, and say they hope it at least went to a hungry family. If you have any information call the police.

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