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Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Elderly driver sped through car wash at 40mph

An elderly driver in California may have set a record for fastest car wash ever.
The 94-year-old man was caught on camera speeding through the Quick Quack Car Wash in Sacramento at an estimated 40 miles per hour last Friday.
The man paid for his car wash, but then claimed he confused the brake and accelerator pedals.

Workers rushed out to try and stop him, but the car crashed through the equipment, causing an estimated $100,000 worth of damage. No one was injured and the man walked away without a scratch.

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