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Sunday, March 22, 2015

Man arrested after being found with his head in a hole in the ground

A Florida man was arrested after being found with his head in a hole. Louis Pisapia, 44, was jailed on disorderly intoxication and resist officer without violence charges after the Feb. 28 incident in Stuart, an arrest affidavit states.
A Martin County sheriff’s investigator went to a home in Stuart at about 3am after a “man down/sick person” report. A deputy saw Pisapia “on his knees with his head and face in a hole in the front yard.”
“It would appear that Louis created the hole with his hands, due to the fact that his hands and body were covered in dirt,” the affidavit states. A deputy asked whether he needed help getting up.
“(Expletive) you, I don’t have to get up,” Pisapia, who reportedly smelled of alcohol, is quoted as yelling. Pisapia kept yelling obscenities and was arrested. The affidavit doesn’t state why Pisapia, of Stuart, had his head in the hole.

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