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Sunday, March 15, 2015

Naked man ran head-first into van before riding on hood of woman's car

A naked 21-year-old man was hospitalized on Tuesday night after an unusual incident in which he damaged a minivan before jumping onto the hood of a moving car at an apartment complex in Anaheim, California. Officers responded at about 11:30pm to a report of a hit-and-run collision, said Lt. Eric Trapp of the Anaheim Police Department.
Surveillance video shows a man running through the parking lot before hurling himself head-first into the rear window of a parked Mazda minvan. The window shatters and the man falls to the ground. Meanwhile, a woman whose car was parked next to the minivan began backing out of her parking space.

Startled by the sight of the naked man, she struck a fence while the car was moving in reverse, Trapp said. After the woman began driving forward, the man then jumped onto her car. The video shows the vehicle grazing the minivan before the driver speeds away and the man is thrown to the ground.

Garret Smith, of Riverside, was taken into custody about a mile from the scene, police said. He was taken to a hospital and later released. Trapp said authorities will consider filing appropriate charges based on the pending results of a blood test that was administered to Smith.

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