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Sunday, March 1, 2015

Police search for missing house

A house is missing and deputies with the Klamath County sheriff's office in Oregon are looking for it.
Sheriff Frank Skrah made the announcement during a press conference. "We had a complete home stolen. This isn't a motor home, this isn't a mobile home and this is a 'home.'"
When asked if the home was already on wheels Skrah responded, "No, it was not, it was on the foundation you see it on now." The 1,200 square foot home from the Sprague River area was reported missing on Tuesday.

Thankfully, the home was not occupied, and the absentee homeowner has been notified. Those with any information are asked to contact the Klamath County Sheriff's Office.
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Update: The house has been found half a mile away, amid some confusion.

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