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Friday, April 10, 2015

Disorderly goat detained by police after headbutting door

Police are looking for the owner of a disorderly goat that had been headbutting a door in Paramus, New Jersey, on Saturday.
Multiple residents reported seeing the goat, Paramus Police said.
Officers Jonathan Henderson, Christian Tsentas and Steve Nepola caught the goat running in the road at about 6pm.
Police turned the goat over to Tyco Animal Control. Chief Kenneth Ehrenberg said police are looking for the owner. Anyone who knows the goat should call the Paramus Police Department.

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