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Friday, May 8, 2015

Couple faces 15 years behind bars after a grandma records them having sex on Florida beach

Mugshots of Elissa Alvarez and Jose Caballero (Manatee County Sheriff's Office)
One of the witnesses, grandmother April Champ, told the court that Alvarez and Caballero were “moving like they were having sex,” but she admitted she did not see penetration or genitals.
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Grandma, by the way, could be charged for manufacturing pornography for recording the couple, but that probably won't happen - she did not have a permit to film on the beach.

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