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Thursday, May 28, 2015

Man named Bacon arrested after becoming involved in sausage dispute

A man from Madison, New Jersey, was arrested recently for assaulting another person during a dispute over sausage.
On May 12 at 3:32am, Officer Lisa Esposito responded to a residence for a reported dispute in progress.
When Officer Esposito arrived, she found that Thomas Bacon, 19, had allegedly assaulted another person inside the house over eating a piece of sausage.
Because of the sausage, Bacon was charged with simple assault and released pending an appearance in the Madison Municipal Court.

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