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Monday, June 8, 2015

Pigeon laid egg in man's frying pan

A man's unhappiness at discovering that a pigeon had flown through a window and defecated all over his kitchen turned to laughter when he found an egg in his frying pan.
When Stian Fjelldal, from Oslo, Norway, returned to his flat after a day away on Monday, what he found was disgusting: a pigeon had entered in through an open window, leaving feathers and bird droppings strewn across the flat. “It was of course terrified when it saw me and started flapping around in the kitchen," Fjellstad said.
"It was chaos and a lot of feathers. My first thought was to get it out. As I have had doves inside before, I thought, this time I’ll document this." Fjellstad filmed as he shooed the dove out the window and then surveyed the devastation afterwards. Then suddenly he noticed a nest and egg in a frying pan on the cooker.

”I had to clean, the kitchen was a total mess. I noticed two doves on the window-sil looking at the egg. I almost felt a little guilty,” he said. Fjellstad thinks the egg may contribute to science . ”I work at the Norwegian Enviroment Agency. I may take the egg into work so we can take some samples. We may find traces of pollutants, in that way the egg will come to some use,” he added.

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