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Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Woman accused of assaulting husband with dirty socks

A Florida man has accused his 38-year-old wife of putting a pair of socks into his mouth during an argument.
The man told St. Lucie County Sheriff’s investigators his wife, Carolyn Gerges, grabbed his arm and “stuck a pair of dirty socks in his mouth,” an arrest affidavit states. He also said Gerges hit him in the back.
Meanwhile, Gerges said she hit her husband’s back and “put the socks ‘up to, covering and touching’ his mouth.” She stopped short of saying she stuffed the socks inside her husband’s mouth.
She said she put the socks there because he was bad mouthing her in front of their child. She denied grabbing his arm. As investigators were at the scene, Gerges hit her husband in the back. Gerges, of Lakewood Park, was arrested on two counts of battery.

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