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Friday, June 12, 2015

Woman dressed as blue rabbit wanted by police

A woman dressed in a blue rabbit onesie is being hunted by police after two burglaries in Lancashire. The unusually-dressed suspect is wanted in connection with two break-ins in Skelmersdale last month.
Lancashire Police said she is thought to be in her 40s, with greasy, dyed purple hair, scabs on her face and a tattoo of the name Evelyn on one hand. She was also wearing a yellow Minions rucksack, a padded jacket and carrying a black sleeping bag.
The burglaries happened on 23 May on Inglewhite. During the first incident, which happened between 8:00am and 3:00pm, a property was entered through a back door and keys to the house and nearby allotments were stolen.
A second home was later entered in the same way between 11:30am and 12:00pm, and keys to the house and car keys were taken. PC Hanif Patel said: "The woman was seen in the area by a number of witnesses and we are keen to trace her as soon as possible."

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