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Sunday, July 26, 2015

Drunk driver arrested after falling naked from barn roof

A motorist from Hollidaysburg, Pennsylvania, was found naked on top of a barn on Saturday morning after crashing into a road sign and mailbox and swerving off a road, police say. Police said Daquan Tate, 20, of Hollidaysburg was driving in Blair Township when he repeatedly swerved off and across the road, striking a speed limit sign and a mailbox.
Tate kept driving before he lost control, police said. His car allegedly swerved across the road, struck an embankment and stopped. Tate then fled on foot and was eventually found naked on a nearby barn roof.
Police apprehended him after he fell off the roof. Tate was uninjured. It is unclear if he was driving naked or stripped while on the barn roof. Police say that Tate will be charged with driving under the influence.

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