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Monday, July 13, 2015

Man pepper sprayed after 'monkey sex'

A Florida man and two tourists drank a bottle of vodka at a Key West home on Monday night.
They then had “monkey sex,” before a dispute erupted over payment for the alcohol, according to Key West police.
That dispute led to the Key West man claiming he was pepper sprayed by one of the tourists. There were no reported injuries and no arrests.
Incidentally, for anyone who is as uneducated as I was about these things, apparently “monkey sex” is “loud, wild and passionate fornication.”

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