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Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Police hunt raspberry-blowing woman

Police are hunting a "phantom raspberry blower" after several incidents by a woman aiming them at strangers in Cheltenham, Gloucestershire.
One man was left stunned after a "middle class looking woman with crazy hair" blew the raspberry in his general direction after he dared to cross her path in a supermarket car park.
He also claimed she started to film him. The man, who did not want to be named, said: "The bit that upset me most was the fact I had to clear a fleck of spit from my inner ear."
He also said when he turned around it appeared she was filming him or taking his photograph on a camera phone. A police spokesman said "We would like to hear of any other incidents involving this woman – it's very strange."

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