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Sunday, July 12, 2015

Police seek leads in case of stolen nuts

Police in Shelby Township, Michigan, are seeking help in locating 28,000 pounds of stolen nuts.
Late last week a semi-tractor and loaded trailer were stolen. The truck and trailer were recovered in Detroit, but the cargo was missing.
Stolen were 18 pallets (roughly 28,000 pounds) of packaged walnuts and other snack nuts valued at over $128,000.
On Tuesday they issued an appeal for information. They note that the squirrel is not a suspect and request that people don't call in squirrel sightings.

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