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Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Woman Learns How to Scuba Dive in Order to Propose to Her Girlfriend Underwater

Markie and Sarah have been together for over 6 years. Markie figured it was finally time to tie the knot, so she decided to propose marriage. In order to offer Sarah, a marine biologist, a special proposal experience, she secretly took scuba diving lessons. After she was certified, she swam toward the already submerged Sarah and held up placards which read:
I told you I’d go to the bottom of the ocean for your love, but right now I’m only certified to 60 feet. Would you marry me?
And Sarah said yes!

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